I love this
"you come here often?"
"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"
"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"
"hey let me buy you a drin-"
"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"
Not generic NPC but the ever classic, “I should go.” is handy.
Can it wait? I’m in the middle of some calibrations.
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
…I may or may not have used the “calibrations” line at Fractured.
I regret nothing.
"Hey! Listen! Hey! LOOK!"
"Hey there, how you doing?"
'Hey babe, what's your name?'
'I AM ERROR'
i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work
Story of my life thus far
Studio version of Lana Del Rey’s cover for Heart Shaped Box by Nirvana.
AM I DEAD?!
I’ll never get over how great this joke is.
A soft tummy is nice. A big leg is nice. Cellulite is nice. Squishable things are nice. Being nice is nice.
loving you in my sleep
and waking up alone.
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