Hey there Mike ;)
Mike wins. Hands down.
you move through the room like breathing was easy. if someone believed me, they would be as in love with you as i am.
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
what the fuck is this kid on
Is Jaden Smith on the next FOB single?
adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to
i know its supposed to be like social list but did anyone think this through
organize the things you love, like the economy
collaborate in the workplace
|—||Heavy (#418: April 21, 2014)|
Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video here.
sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow
It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.
Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.
*quietly facepalms forever*
I hate when people try to prove foods are unhealthy using properties utterly unrelated to their value as foods. You can make anything sound gross if you want to.
Did you know that salt is the same chemical we use to defrost sidewalks?!?!
Did you know that water is a major component in pig urine?!?!
Did you know that bread is made of wheat that has been ground into a powder and artificially reconstituted into a loaf shape using a fungus?!?!
Did u know that oxygen is what Hitler used to breathe?????
Bless all this